Snowman poop is a great alternative to giving
coal. This funny little gag is sure to get a
laugh. Make some to give out at your holiday
party or to put in Christmas stockings.
*The pompoms
used in the sample are sparkly pompoms but
regular pompoms work great too.
For a less expensive alternative when
making Snowman Poop, replace the pompoms with mini marshmallows.
Print
out the attached
poem onto colored printer paper or
cardstock and cut apart using decorative
scissors. You could also print the
poem on white paper. Cut the poems apart and
using a glue stick, glue it onto a piece of
colored paper which is slightly larger than
the white paper.
Punch a hole in the upper left corner. A
3/16" hole punch works best but a standard
size hole punch also works fine if that is
what you have on hand.
Place ten white pompoms into a clear
cellophane bag.
Tie the bag closed with a 10" piece of
1/4" wide ribbon. Before tying the bow,
thread the poem onto the ribbon. Once tied,
trim the ends of the ribbon at an angle.
You've been bad this year and Santa
knows
but coal's expensive and so it goes,
Instead of giving you half a scoop,
Santa's giving you Snowman
Poop!
Hint: Cut the end of the ribbon at an
angle and/or fold it in half before
threading it through the hole. It will
go through easier like this.